Mouthface

I must admit I was pretty sad when facehead supreme Sunshine was evicted from the BB house. I thought she was utterly dreadful but she was one of the more memorable characters. I imagined that a vision of Sunshine's enormous, bobbing, praying mantis face would spring to mind whenever anyone mentioned Big Brother 2010 in the years to come.

Rachel (not to be confused with early evictee Rachael a.k.a. Bob-a-Beyonce) is the new Sunshine, same whining, same intense loud-itude and a similar though not identical cranial anomaly:

Sunshine had so much face you could barely see her head; with Rachel it's the mouth-to-face ratio that's off. There's another difference. Sunshine was deliberately obnoxious which indicates an underlying intelligence. Rachel is dumb as a box of rocks. She's so annoying because she's oblivious; of her volume, of people telling her to shut up, of how retarded she looks when she jumps up and down screaming.


Another thing I'd like to address that I feel really needs to be addressed in the house is the issue of Mario's disgusting T-shirts. I've made a collage of my...um...favourites?

So left-to-right there's the collage shirt (you can't see it in this picture but it says Ribena on the right elbow), the one with the butterflies embroidered on it, the one covered in a twee curtain print and the sickly polo shirt. There's also a close-up of his new moustache, and I toyed with the idea of including a picture of his giant left nut but I thought that would be too much. If you really need to see it I suppose you could click here. It hangs down weirdly like a second penis!
Anyway back to the T-shirts. Are these T-shirts cool or expensive? I don't get it. They're worse than the shirts they wear in Jersey Shore, the ones with the spangles and the wings on the back.