Good Things

Good things about my workplace:

Tea
It is equidistant to two Starbucks and there is a Starbucks on the ground floor. I need never be without a venti English Breakfast Tea. If the on-premises Starbucks is closed it's a mere 3.5 minute walk in either direction to another one.

The Bacon Bite
It's a 5 minute walk from a bagel shop. I'll treat myself to a breakfast bacon bagel every so often. My favourite thing about it is the first bite; cut the bagel in half and go for the middle of the cut side. If you're doing it right, this bite should be all bacon. I've made a diagram on MS Paint:

Gym
The first two were about food. Oops! I'm going in a whole other direction for this point. My workplace is next door to a gym so I'm able to invigorate myself on lunchbreak with a vigorous session on the cross-trainer. NOT. No the good thing about this is that if you look out of the window you can see into the gym and watch people working out. The gentle bobbing of people trying to be healthy is so soothing, particularly so if it's a lady gymbot wearing a jaunty ponytail; for her every bob the ponytail gives a counter bounce that almost puts me to sleep.

Sketchy Alley
People behave appallingly in the sketchy alley. They don't realise that we're watching them from two stories up. Judging them as they pee against the wall of the building. One night I leaned out of the window and screamed, "I can see you urinating!"
The offender merely glanced over his shoulder and gave a happy wave with his free hand (see below).

I'm shaking my head now, just thinking of it.